The Twelve Days of Baseball in the Moneyball Dynasty League
Dec 24, 2016 11:35:51 GMT -5
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The Twelve Days of Baseball in the Moneyball Dynasty League
by Captain Wake
With apologies to "The Twelve Days of Christmas"
On the 1st day of the season my manager gave to me...
A grand slam walk off win!
On the 2nd day of the season my manager gave to me...
Two double steals....
and a grand slam walk off win!
On the 3rd day of the season my manager gave to me...
Three squeeze bunts..
Two double steals and a grand slam walk off win!
On the fourth day of the season my manager gave to me...
Four double plays...
Three squeeze bunts, two double steals and a grand slam walk off win!
On the fifth day of the season my manager gave to me...
Five complete games!
Four double plays, three squeeze bunts, two double steals and a grand slam walk off win!
On the sixth day of the season my manager gave to me...
Six screaming triples....
Five complete games, four double plays three squeeze bunts, two double steals and a grand slam walk off win!
On the seventh day of the season my manager gave to me....
Seven ground rule doubles...
Six screaming triples, five complete games, four double plays, three squeeze bunts, two double steals and a grand slam walk off win!
On the eighth day of the season my manager gave to me...
Eight runs a scoring....
Seven ground rule doubles, six screaming triples, five complete games, four double plays, three squeeze bunts, two double steals and a grand slam walk off win!
On the ninth day of the season my manager gave to me...
Nine shutout innings...
Eight runs a scoring, seven ground rule doubles, six screaming triples, five complete games, four double plays, three squeeze bunts, two double steals and a grand slam walk off win!
On the Tenth day of the season my manager gave to me...
Ten extra bases....
Nine shut out innings, eight runs a scoring, seven ground rule doubles, six screaming triples, five complete games, four double plays, three squeeze bunts, two double steals and a grand slam walk off win!
On the Eleventh day of the season my manager gave to me....
Eleven caps a tipping....
Ten extra bases, nine shut out innings, eight runs a scoring, seven ground rule doubles, six screaming triples, five complete games, four double plays, three squeeze bunts, two double steals and a grand slam walk off win!
On the Twelfth day of the season my manager gave to me...
Twelve curtain calls....
Eleven caps a tipping, ten extra bases, nine shut out innings, eight runs a scoring, seven ground rule doubles, six screaming triples, five complete games, four double plays, three squeeze bunts, two double steals and a grand slam walk off win!